Um. So I'm tucked up in bed with a cold - not unusual, it happens.

But then I sneezed and well, I had the news on and reports and bystander footage of this happened.

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[WAKES UP AND GOES TO GET DRESSED BUT FROWNS WHEN SHE ONLY FINDS MEN'S CLOTHES]

WHAT THE?

[GOES TO LOOK FOR HER MAKEUP AND DOESN'T FIND ANY]

OH NO, NOT AGAIN.

[FINDS SOME JEWELS AND A BEDAZZLER AND WHIPS THIS UP TO WEAR IN THE MEAN TIME]


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OKAY, THIS SERA GIRL WAS FUN AND ALL BUT SHE'S SERVED HER PURPOSE AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FIND SOMETHING MORE APPROPRIATE.


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REMEMBER THAT OKTOBERFEST I INVITED DEAN TO? IT'S FINALLY HERE!

[SHOWED UP WEARING THIS]


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CAMP LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN IT DID BEFORE. I KNOW A GOOD AMOUNT OF YOU HAVE FELT ITS PARTICULAR BRAND OF SUCK SO WE IMPROVED A COUPLE OF THINGS.


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I'M BACK FROM HELL. I KNOW YOU WERE ALL BESIDE YOURSELVES MISSING ME. /SMIRKS/

BASICALLY THE TRIP WAS UNEVENTFUL. THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT OF THIS:


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THE KID THING, WHILE AN ADMITTEDLY AMUSING INTERESTING DISTRACTION, DIDN'T ACTUALLY SOLVE ANYBODY'S PROBLEMS. AND BEFORE WE GOT CHANGED, I TOLD A COUPLE PEOPLE THAT I MIGHT NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF TO THINK ABOUT THINGS. TURNS OUT I DO.

I'M LEAVING.
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I know I shoudna gone off by myself but I wemembewed my kitties at home and then I was hungwy and they looked weally tasty...


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I'd been seeing some weird shit around my room lately -- some potatoes in various stages of growth, a real gold coin, and once a green top hat -- but I figured, hey, I've picked up weirder stuff on my travels and then forgotten about it, right?

Then this morning I woke up to tiny, painful blows on my torso and frantic high-pitched swearing. It was ( Read more... )

Here I am.

People here and their diaries. Weirdest fad ever.